Monday, March 03, 2008
The 3:00AM Phone Call: The phone rings at the White House at 3:00AM. Who do you want answering it? Hillary has been tested and is ready to lead. Let us reflect:
Announcer: It's 3:00AM.
Phone: Ring Ring. Ring Ring.
Hillary: Bill?
Phone: Ring Ring.
Hillary: Bill?
Scene: Hillary getting out of bed and going down the hall
Phone: Ring Ring
Scene: Hillary entering the West Wing
Hillary (yelling): Bill!
Phone: Ring Ring.
Scene: Hillary entering the Oval Office
Hillary (screaming): BILL!
Monica: Shhhhhhhhh
Sound effect: bumping and thumping sounds under the desk. Chair squeaking.
Phone: Ring Ring.
Bill: Damn it, hurry up
Hillary: Damn it Bill...
Phone: Ring Ring.
Monica (whispering): Damn it, you ruined my brand new blue dress!
Phone: Ring Ring.
Bill: Damn it.
Phone: Ring Ring.
Hillary: Damn it Bill, zip up and answer the stupid phone. I am sooooo sick of this....
This has been an unpaid political statement.
(With thanks to Sandpaper for the Soul)
Announcer: It's 3:00AM.
Phone: Ring Ring. Ring Ring.
Hillary: Bill?
Phone: Ring Ring.
Hillary: Bill?
Scene: Hillary getting out of bed and going down the hall
Phone: Ring Ring
Scene: Hillary entering the West Wing
Hillary (yelling): Bill!
Phone: Ring Ring.
Scene: Hillary entering the Oval Office
Hillary (screaming): BILL!
Monica: Shhhhhhhhh
Sound effect: bumping and thumping sounds under the desk. Chair squeaking.
Phone: Ring Ring.
Bill: Damn it, hurry up
Hillary: Damn it Bill...
Phone: Ring Ring.
Monica (whispering): Damn it, you ruined my brand new blue dress!
Phone: Ring Ring.
Bill: Damn it.
Phone: Ring Ring.
Hillary: Damn it Bill, zip up and answer the stupid phone. I am sooooo sick of this....
This has been an unpaid political statement.
(With thanks to Sandpaper for the Soul)
Labels: 3:00, 3:00AM, Barack Obama, Clinton, crisis, Hillary, Obama, phone, phone call, phone rings, ready to lead, tested
